This, from my "Special Invitation" to some get-rich-quick seminar:

"As my special VIP guest, I have enclosed two (2) complimentary tickets."

(Yes. I am a grammar snob.)

A recent posting by uridium reminded me how much fun dream interpretation can be. So have a go with this one from two nights ago ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went to a "Cinco de Mayo One Day Early" party at 826 Valencia where I help kids with their homework once a week (http://www.826valencia.org/). There, I witnessed the second year of pinata madness. The dark side of my usually docile tutees was revealed as they first beat the daylights out of a cardboard Spongebob Squarepants, and then ( Read more... )

I'm not even sure how many hours I just spent futzing around, updating my myspace and tribe profiles and whatnot (and didn't even do that much to them...)

OK, I know I'm probably a little late to the game with this one, but: The Internet is the New Television.

Bitch, whine. Clearly it's time for dinner.

Another meme from my sister lilzilla. It's supposed to be the first ten hits for googling "[yourname] needs." I couldn't stop after just ten. "Found poetry," anyone ( Read more... )

I mean 6th grade. When we were 11. She wasn't always very nice to me, but we had some good times. Barbies and all that...

I was back in Newton and I walked around the corner to Eddy street to meet up with Maria Gagliardi. We were going to go swimming. This is someone I haven't seen since 11th grade or so. It was interesting to see her after all those years...

You Are A: Lamb!

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I woke up at 2:00 am when my roommate and her friend got back from Burning Man. I drifted off again and woke up hot and restless, unable to shake this dream about people standing next to my bed saying "Excuse me, we need to trade in your soul." I knew it was just a dream, but every time I turned my back to the room and started to sleep, they came ( Read more... )

We did get a new roommate in June and his name is Kyle and he's super-cool ( Read more... )