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As a special treat, I took the time to personally insult all of my LJ friends via this sweet quiz. See you in hell, fuckos!

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1) If impulse725 was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? A coalition of Galactus, Thanos, the Red Skull, and some girl immune to his charms (obviously through use of the Infinity ( Read more... )

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Fuck, this weekend...remind me to elaborate on this ( Read more... )

Most of the people I hang out with on a day to day basis in my current life never even knew me during the happiest time in my life ( Read more... )

So the other day I'm working at the convenience store on Busch, and I ring up a pretty blonde girl, and she says, "aren't you in my photo class?" which it turns out I am. I guess she noticed me because I am a loudmouth and love class participation in stuff that interests me taught by an interesting professor (boooo, hsssss! I'm sure I'm so ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up on the wrong side of my bed
Irish Stouts and whiskey causing a racket in my head
I was having a nice dream, but it seems that I was wrong
Cause I'm still wasted and you're still gone, gone, gone

So let's order another round and stay wasted forever.

Seriously, I miss you too. Life...shit.

Fucker.

Have you ever not been able to figure out whether things are going pretty good and you're actually OK for once, or if you're in an insane amount of serious pain that threatens to consume your entire life once and for all?