look at these really hot pictures that i took of kirstie. she's wearing the hottest pants ever. her dad bought them for her. OW!!1!!!!1!1

now that's a nice ass!!

tammi fucking neujean, i've tried to call you 239483295 times.

call meeee!
8636026736!!

fuck you.

my parents are going out of town this weekend. if i could just figure out how to make them let me stay here.

how old are we? really.

i love it when your voice is the last thing i hear before i go to sleep. i can't wait to see you.

just sit back.

joke.

i really think people should know the meaning of a word before they try to use it in a sentence.

i'm so glad this week is over.

alex: everyone should smoke so that smokers don't have to deal with people telling them what to do
alex: plus more people would die younger, population would lower