Perhaps it was my own fault for not getting a receipt from my credit card payment from Beck taxi, but for fuck sakes how am I supposed to realize this was going to happen. A 20 minute cab ride that was supposed to cost $18.75 ended up on my bill as $48.75. I disputed it with master card, but Beck was able to produce a receipt (fraudulent, no ( Read more... )

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You know, sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.

But, then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.

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I went to the Maple Leafs game with Sarah yesterday. It was really fun, but too bad we lost! The funny party was after when I pulled a whole Tim Horton's coffee cake through a fence of Timmy's in the underground area near King Station. I don't really like coffee cake that much, but this was really good. It kind of reminds me of the time I got ( Read more... )

I had this as a forward a while back and kept it because I thought it was very relevant to myself and perhaps others my age ( Read more... )

Man, what ever happened to all the attention I was getting?? It went all to Mrs. Britney all because she signed some papers. Well, guess what I did? Hey, just guess? I got all my teddy bears and old trolls together and had my own freakin wedding (sound familiar?). I invited the My Little Pony's, but they were too busy shooting up heroin to come ( Read more... )

If an autopsy was done on me now, mounds of cookie dough would emerge from the incision. I think that stuff stays in your system for 7 years maybe 10, that's how I feel right now. I just finished another batch of Skor cookies, but damnit they stuck to the pan. It is more like cookie crumbs right now.

I am completely sick of this operation save Marcus whatever (this line just used for an overemphasized bitch effect). I propose Operation Cookie Dough (or Doh for others). More information to follow. Possible dates to follow. What I need from all of you is your expected last day to write your examinations and expected arrival to the city.

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New job (SLife). Haven't passed probation period yet. What is the best way to call in sick for an evening shift? Is it bad just to leave a message in the morning or better to talk to someone? Isk, you've had experience in this field, what do you think?