So we returned from Disney World and called up our Chilla-sitter to pick her up. Um... She fell in the what? Thank goodness for the small things, I guess. In this case, that the average American household does not yet have the automatic flusher. *sigh*

I would like to start this one off with a disclaimer. I'm not really picking on this kid here. He IS only in first grade, and I've witnessed some far stupider things than the events that took place below. I just found it humorous enough to share. Anyway, I'd like to title this one:

"It's ok because he can't see me"

Woah, it's ok because he can't ( Read more... )

Alright. Chapter 2 of the epicosity that is being a teacher. Epicosity is too a word. I'm a teacher, and we know everything. No! Put that dictionary down!

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Anyways, the following story will probably make you chuckle and think "oh, how cute." And you'd be right. Until you realize that I'm NOT talking about pre-schoolers. Nope, preschoolers here ( Read more... )

 Holy Crap! Dragon Ball: Evolution was EXACTLY what I expected, in every aspect in every way. DB:E- you did NOT dissapoint. It was incredibly awful in the MOST entertaining way possible. The kind that I can truly enjoy over and over again. I am SOOOO getting this on blu-ray. And they have BETTER have extras. Like, dragon ball key-chain or something ( Read more... )

hAPPY bIRTHDAY aNDRIA!!!!1!!!11!!!ROTFLOLOMGTTYLBBQ!!!!11!!!!1!!!

A few years back when I decided to become a teacher, I was asked what grade level I wanted to focus on. I have grown up with kids of all ages and have worked with a variety of age groups at that point and I still didn't have a definitive answer. "No problem" said the head of the intern department. I was accepted into a two-year co-teaching program ( Read more... )

So Katsu ( Read more... )

Couple things have happened at work that I felt are officially post-worthy ( Read more... )

I could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

So Greg gives me a phone call, full of random details of random things, and then drops a surprise on me. Said-surprise begins by him stating that he wants to cosplay a certain character with a wolf-head from a series a bunch of us did already (Lizzy should now be familiar with said-series). Anyways, while searching for images of which to find ( Read more... )