I discovered I can do a great Yoda impression. SH, don't laugh.
This is a milestone for me, as I've never been able to do impressions very well of anyone really before.

I want to just let everyone know.

I hate the news!

These songs are all haunting in some way. good and or bad ways ( Read more... )

Does anyone else notice how many ads on every social networking site are of people's guts? Like that is really weird! It IS such a strange image ( Read more... )

I maintain it is an ability to be able to sit and stair for hours ( Read more... )

I did something wrong and my OpenOffice.org isn't working. Thank God for www.wikieeeuser.com, Synaptic Package Manager, oh and oops I Ctrl+ Alt+ Backspace and immediately i am home. wow, would you look at that.. openoffice.org completed before I finished my sentence. Glee ( Read more... )

Geeza! I can't watch any episodes of Lost on Linux! crap.

I grew up listening to Prairie Home Companion, and Car Talk on the Radio. The voices of the Tappet Brothers and Keillor are as familiar as any family friend or relative whose voice I'd recognize without looking at the caller ID ( Read more... )

Random Hilarity:Herpes Bling

bubba da bubba da bum bum...

I get it. I GET IT! You don't get jobs and you don't want them. ba dum ba dum Hoorrah! Must you celebrate at a place of work and free wifi?

nnnNN STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIDGE! andmycouch.

more like... dread poop locks. *thhpt*