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With a final mighty thrust, our hero dispatched the last of her opponents, stumbled and, despite her best efforts, dropped to her knees. Her suit was in tatters, damn. She'd have to ask Bailey for a replacement. She wondered what almost funny catchphrase he'd slap across the chest this time. I'M WITH STUPID? THE PROTAGONISTShe breathed deeply ( Read more... )

But, instead, I read through the archives of Shortpacked.

Conscience: Bad Susana! You are a bad girl.

This one's for you, Jim: http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050610.html

The Painful Realities of Hyena Sex
Key quote: "Imagine giving birth through a penis."

But wait, THERE'S MORE!

Superhero Religions
Key Quote: "Had he been Jewish (which he is not), Batman might have exclaimed "Oy vey!" or "Gotenu!""

More on Why Frank Miller SucksKey Quote: "And how long will it be before Miller produces a comic-book cover that's ( Read more... )

Nina's Song Meme ( Read more... )

So, a little while ago, my mother's cousin (Uncle Tom), forwarded me a succession of e-mails that told of the quest of one of my distant cousins to find my e-mail adress, as he wanted to go to Oberlin ( Read more... )

OMG it's fucking HAILING.

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And now it's sunny. Sort of.

Shannon and I... have... THE SUPERQUAD ( Read more... )

So, my father got mixed up about time yesterday when I was counting on him to get me to the airport, and I missed my 2:30 flight because I got to Newark International at 2:15. So I got on standby for a flight at 4:15 and got back to Oberlin at 7, having eaten nothing all day but bagel, half of, with cream cheese and peanuts, standard airplane ( Read more... )

First Snakes on a Plane, and then this: Farce of the Penguins, narrated by Samuel L. (Mutherfuckin) Jackson

To pack!

Yes, I am coming home today :D