Smobat 13 - Cahnsahkwinsahzz
ACE: I dunno… Blackbeard is pretty weird… he might do something… (Mumble) And he did say that he’d be back…
SMOKER: [Blink] What was that last part?
ACE: Nothing…
SMOKER: Never mind then. [Sigh] Well, everything will be fine. [Pause] Probably.
ACE: But Whitebeard fired him, and he doesn’t seem to like me very much.
SMOKER: The former is expected, and the latter is universal.
ACE: Hey! [Wibble]
SMOKER: Whatever. Let’s get your nose fixed now. So you’ll stop dripping blood all over my bed.
ACE: Oh. Okay.
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[In WAREHOUSE. Dim lighting. GOLDFISH floating imperiously within his Fishbowl of Evil. MOP enters and bows respectfully.]
GOLDFISH: Have you found anything useful, my loyal servant?
MOP: Perhaps, master. [Presents GOLDFISH with BATMAN’s mask]
GOLDFISH: This… this is…! [Laughs so evilly that the earth trembles in fear]
MOP: Master?
GOLDFISH: You have done well.
MOP: Thank you, master.
[PIGEON enters and bows respectfully]
GOLDFISH: Ah, Hattori. I have a job for you.
PIGEON: Yes, master.
[GOLDFISH hands PIGEON an envelope. PIGEON opens it and reads the instructions inside]
GOLDFISH: Do not fail me.
PIGEON: It will be done, and it will be done well. [Bow]
GOLDFISH: And now… we begin!
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THE SUSPENSE DUNDUNDUN. (Not really no)
By the way, it does mean happy birthday lol.
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