I am being nice and giving you all a whole extra hour.

Jan 04, 2006 22:58

Remember that you all signed up for this of your *own free will*. Remember. That. I was sprawled out on my bedroom floor choking as I reread all of these. *sighs happily* rageprufrock and violetsmiles both did their best to distract me but I said, no, no, fannish duty calls! *smiles seraphically*

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Still the One, Part One devildoll January 5 2006, 20:36:09 UTC
Title: Still the One
Author: devildoll
Summary: Abuse, betrayal, intrigue, spies, unicorns, genderswap, yada yada, you've heard it all before, but give the story a chance. Unoriginal until chapter 14, then really takes off.
Summary by: astolat
Rated:: PG-13
Warnings: Rape, genderswapping, songfic.

Chapter 33 - EpilogueThe victory party was the best one Atlantis had ever had ( ... )

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Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 5 2006, 20:37:07 UTC
Rodney turned, stunned. John was singing a song for him? Maybe John didn't hate him after all!

John's eyes met his in an intense gaze as he began to sing:

Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday

Everyone turned to stare to Rodney, but Rodney didn't notice. He was too caught up in the moment. In John's voice. In the words he was singing. In the slow sway of his leather-clad hips.

They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong

Rodney blinked back the tears forming in his eyes. It was true. After everything that had happened, he still cared for John more than he'd ever cared for anyone in his whole life. And John felt the same way. A wave of relief washed over him.

You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
The only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good nightThe crowd ( ... )

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I think you broke something. svmadelyn January 5 2006, 20:42:25 UTC
Madelyn: omg yes devildoll's is in ( ... )

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Re: I think you broke something. devildoll January 5 2006, 20:54:47 UTC
Bweee!

This feedback will be a great comfort to me at 2am when I am tossing and turning in bed, haunted by just how quickly and easily this came to me.

*has scared self*

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Re: I think you broke something. aphelant May 21 2006, 00:26:37 UTC
"I know you didn't really want to rape me, John. I'm just glad the unicorns are okay."

*CACKLES LIKE A MADWOMAN.* Someone should icon this, mkay? It should be red (for rape) and sparkly (for unicorns).

*dies all over the keyboard*

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Re: Still the One, Part Two wickedwords January 5 2006, 20:46:37 UTC
(note to self: do not laugh and scare the coworkers, for then they ask you to explain things)

I'm glad the unicorns are okay.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two primad January 5 2006, 20:57:56 UTC
I was screaming with laughter already and then, just then I saw the icon.

...

I think I may have ruptured my spleen.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two ninasis January 5 2006, 20:59:57 UTC
Oh god I didn't even notice the icon until now. Brilliant!

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Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 5 2006, 21:00:49 UTC
(note to self: do not laugh and scare the coworkers, for then they ask you to explain things)

I hear ya. I wrote this while eating lunch at my desk and there was choking on my part and stares on everyone else's part.

I'm glad the unicorns are okay.

We ALL are.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two ninasis January 5 2006, 20:49:57 UTC
"I know you didn't really want to rape me, John. I'm just glad the unicorns are okay."

Best line in a fic. EVER!!! I need an icon with this.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 5 2006, 21:09:16 UTC
Hee! Glad you liked it. Can't wait to see your icon. *g*

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Re: Still the One, Part Two ninasis January 6 2006, 01:45:26 UTC
Heh. I wasn't going to actually make one - I was hoping someone who actually knows what they're doing would do it and I could snag it. But it's crack - who cares how crappy it looks, right? *g*

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Re: Still the One, Part Two ltlj January 5 2006, 21:04:11 UTC
He hated the Genii more than ever, for what they had done to Rodney and John. For what they had almost done to the beautiful, innocent unicorns.

I was a little hysterical even before the Shania Twain song, but I think that killed me.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 5 2006, 21:22:19 UTC
Hee! Rodney is full of unicorn love, just like the rest of us. I'm glad you survived the Shania Twain. *g*

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Re: Still the One, Part Two loligo January 5 2006, 21:12:16 UTC
and the first strains of "You're Still the One" by Shania Twain filled the room.

... is where I completely fucking lost it. Ow! Oh, god, the laughing hurts....

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Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 5 2006, 21:24:13 UTC
Bwahahaha! I'm a little disturbed by just how quickly the perfect song came to me...

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