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I am being nice and giving you all a whole extra hour.

Jan 04, 2006 22:58

Remember that you all signed up for this of your *own free will*. Remember. That. I was sprawled out on my bedroom floor choking as I reread all of these. *sighs happily* rageprufrock and violetsmiles both did their best to distract me but I said, no, no, fannish duty calls! *smiles seraphically*

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Still the One, Part One devildoll January 5 2006, 20:36:09 UTC

Title: Still the One
Author: devildoll
Summary: Abuse, betrayal, intrigue, spies, unicorns, genderswap, yada yada, you've heard it all before, but give the story a chance. Unoriginal until chapter 14, then really takes off.
Summary by: astolat
Rated:: PG-13
Warnings: Rape, genderswapping, songfic.

Chapter 33 - EpilogueThe victory party was the best one Atlantis had ever had ( ... )

Re: Still the One, Part Two aurora_84 January 5 2006, 21:29:23 UTC

"Yes. I am," he said, and it was true. John had explained that he'd only pretended to be a traitor so he could save the unicorns, and that was why he'd beaten and raped Rodney while Rodney was a woman, to prove he was evil.
This fic is like a train wreck. And yet, this was not the scariest part. Shania Twain was. I was literally reading through my fingers. Oh, songfic!

Hurray for saving the unicorns!!

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 6 2006, 01:11:32 UTC

Hee! Shania just kind of screams "horrifying karaoke proposal" doesn't she?

Re: Still the One, Part Two wychwood January 5 2006, 21:34:58 UTC

AHAHAHA SHANIA TWAIN SONGFIC FOR RODNEY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

John had explained that he'd only pretended to be a traitor so he could save the unicorns, and that was why he'd beaten and raped Rodney while Rodney was a woman, to prove he was evil.

*chokes*

Ronon was wearing a black turtleneck and neatly pressed black slacks. His penny loafers were shined to a high gloss.

*demands pictures*

Rodney loved karaoke

*dies*

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 6 2006, 17:20:17 UTC

I'm pretty sure we'd have to sedate Ronon to get him into that outfit. *g*

Re: Still the One, Part Two primad January 5 2006, 22:11:15 UTC

::weeps::

It's a thing of beauty.

The unicorns represent John and Rodney's love, don't they?

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 6 2006, 17:07:11 UTC

The unicorns represent John and Rodney's love, don't they?

Yes! You figured it out! The beautiful, innocent, rape-worthy unicorns.

Re: Still the One, Part Two brown_betty January 5 2006, 22:45:00 UTC

Okay, I'm having to compose this in notepad because there are too many things I am *compelled* to quote back to you.

John had explained that he'd only pretended to be a traitor so he could save the unicorns, and that was why he'd beaten and raped Rodney while Rodney was a woman, to prove he was evil.

Ronon was wearing a black turtleneck and neatly pressed black slacks. His penny loafers were shined to a high gloss.

"Rodney, how are you feeling?" Teyla asked as Ronon gazed at her lovingly.

Rodney loved karaoke, but he wasn't feeling much like having fun.

"I know you didn't really want to rape me, John. I'm just glad the unicorns are okay."

I think I started crying with laughter at the first quote, and didn't stop until the last.

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 6 2006, 17:21:06 UTC

Okay, I'm having to compose this in notepad because there are too many things I am *compelled* to quote back to you.

I *love* that kind of feedback. Thank you!

Re: Still the One, Part Two bluebrocade January 5 2006, 23:06:35 UTC

"You're Still the One"!! "Rodney, I love you. Will you marry me?"!!!! his shining hazel orbs!!!!!"I know you didn't really want to rape me, John. I'm just glad the unicorns are okay."!!!!!!

bwahahahaha. oh gods! you broke me. i im ded from teh funny.

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 9 2006, 17:59:23 UTC

im ded from teh funny.

Another notch in my keyboard! *evil laugh*

Re: Still the One, Part Two grand_sophy January 5 2006, 23:09:56 UTC

Totally, ingeniously bad. It should only be read (or written) during lunch if someone experienced in the Heimlich manoevre is close by.

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 9 2006, 18:00:53 UTC

Yes, choking warning applies! I felt a little like choking myself when I wrote it.

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Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 9 2006, 18:02:32 UTC

Poor Ronon. Next thing he'll be clean-shaven with a nice cubicle warrior haircut.

Re: Still the One, Part Two astolat January 5 2006, 23:45:47 UTC

*cries helplessly with laughter* Oh, oh, oh. And you made it SONGFIC TOO. That is the best. I am ALSO glad the unicorns are okay.

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