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svmadelyn

I am being nice and giving you all a whole extra hour.

Jan 04, 2006 22:58

Remember that you all signed up for this of your *own free will*. Remember. That. I was sprawled out on my bedroom floor choking as I reread all of these. *sighs happily* rageprufrock and violetsmiles both did their best to distract me but I said, no, no, fannish duty calls! *smiles seraphically*

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Still the One, Part One devildoll January 5 2006, 20:36:09 UTC

Title: Still the One
Author: devildoll
Summary: Abuse, betrayal, intrigue, spies, unicorns, genderswap, yada yada, you've heard it all before, but give the story a chance. Unoriginal until chapter 14, then really takes off.
Summary by: astolat
Rated:: PG-13
Warnings: Rape, genderswapping, songfic.

Chapter 33 - EpilogueThe victory party was the best one Atlantis had ever had ( ... )

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:49:49 UTC

Glad you liked it. Your summary was brilliant!

Re: Still the One, Part Two tingler January 5 2006, 23:58:42 UTC

OMDG!

Let me count the trasgressions

Rape!fic
Genderswitch!fic
Abuse!Fic
Unicorn!fic
BlackTurtlenec&PennyLoafers!fic
and ZOMG
ShaniaTwainSong!fic!!!!
And even moreZOMG,
DownOnOneKneePROPOSAL!fic

I've left a note, so that when my family discovers my cold, dead body, collapsed and expired from lack of oxygen, they'll know who to blame.

::rallies for one more gasp for air, then accidentally reads, again::

"Even after what I did?" His fingers gently tracing the fading bruises on Rodney's face. The bruises he'd put there.

"I know you didn't really want to rape me, John. I'm just glad the unicorns are okay."

::iz ded::

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:54:16 UTC

Wow, that's the first time I've actually looked at a list of all the badness. Much like Rodney, I've disgusted myself.

Re: Still the One, Part Two yin_again January 6 2006, 00:31:43 UTC

His penny loafers were shined to a high gloss.

OMG, I laughed so hard I almost coughed up my spleen!

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:54:59 UTC

*runs off with spleen*

Re: Still the One, Part Two sageness January 6 2006, 00:50:31 UTC

OMG I can't BREATHE, I'm laughing so hard!

This is fucking brilliant. :D

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:55:20 UTC

Thank you!

Re: Still the One, Part Two out_there January 6 2006, 01:09:45 UTC

John had explained that he'd only pretended to be a traitor so he could save the unicorns, and that was why he'd beaten and raped Rodney while Rodney was a woman, to prove he was evil.

Bwahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaa!

Oh, god. I mean, it wasn't the most horrifying thing -- that was Ronon in hte penny loafers, obviously -- but that's the line my mind keeps going back to as I laugh like a lunatic.

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:56:57 UTC

Isn't it romantic? John knows their love will survive anything, so he was willing to put it to the test to save the unicorns.

Meant to me, man.

Re: Still the One, Part Two saturnalia January 6 2006, 02:03:09 UTC

*DEAD*

*SO VERY, VERY DEAD*

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 16:58:08 UTC

We're racking up quite the body count around here. Glad it's not my journal. Hee.

Re: Still the One, Part Two fourteenlines January 6 2006, 02:16:22 UTC

IT BURNS US, PRECIOUS!

(Unicorns? Body parts? *dies*)

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 18:20:43 UTC

The trade in unicorn parts is lively and generates huge profits! Sort of like rhino horns and elephant tusks, only you have to be way more evil to kill a unicorn.

Re: Still the One, Part Two diluvian January 6 2006, 02:26:31 UTC

You've poisoned my soul.

::brightly::
Thanks!

Re: Still the One, Part Two devildoll January 10 2006, 18:22:17 UTC

Hee! You're very welcome!

Luckily, an exiler made from the blood of a unicorn cures soul poisoning. Just don't tell John and Rodney what you did.

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