Excuses, Excuses (Oneshot)
Title: Excuses, Excuses
Genre: Crack/Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taoris
Length: 1219 words
Summary: Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.
( Kris has a pet buffalo named Bob. For a buffalo, Bob is very pretty, with a long, silky coat and large eyes. One might point out that Bob is a girl, despite her name, but of course, Kris is one of those people who don’t really care much about the gender if they already like the name a lot. )
Genre: Crack/Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taoris
Length: 1219 words
Summary: Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.
( Kris has a pet buffalo named Bob. For a buffalo, Bob is very pretty, with a long, silky coat and large eyes. One might point out that Bob is a girl, despite her name, but of course, Kris is one of those people who don’t really care much about the gender if they already like the name a lot. )
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i'm going to friend you now :3
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Go ahead! ^^
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Has Kris taught his buffalo how to roll? XD I need to stop reading so many crack fics
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hmm. idunno. maybe he should :3
i need to stop writing crack
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CRYING RN
I CAN'T EVEN
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but at least he got kris to fall for him ^^ who was probably his original target but was scared to express how he felt XD
too cute lol
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thank you so much! ^^
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