Excuses, Excuses (Oneshot)

[swabluu]

Title: Excuses, Excuses
Genre: Crack/Humor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taoris
Length: 1219 words
Summary: Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.

Comments

[rabbitmiseu]

Kris has a pet buffalo named Bob. For a buffalo, Bob is very pretty, with a long, silky coat and large eyes. One might point out that Bob is a girl, despite her name, but of course, Kris is one of those people who don’t really care much about the gender if they already like the name a lot.
i fuCKING CHOKED

But Kris, if Bob has a Gucci bag and I don’t, then we can’t be matching.
tao omg lol

THE ENDING I JUST CAN'T EVEN.

[swabluu]

hahahaah thank you so much xD

[charliebnim]

xD omg the toaster xD poor toaster ... i love you keep writing pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[swabluu]

omg someone loves me \o/
:D
thank you! ^^

[ms_wischemical]

tao.matching gucci bag.buffalo.rolf.
oh my god.i can't even...
i'm laughing so hard.
this is so funny

[swabluu]

hahahah thank you (:

[quotidianue]

Oh wow you write this awhile ago and I feel weird commenting now when it's been so long but I just--

Kind of--
laughing a lot because why does the question of "HOW DOES HE HAVE A BUFFALO" not sound in people's minds--

But this was nice. Really nice. ;A; I love crack!fics so-!

[swabluu]

it's never weird because i always love comments haha lol v__v

but thank you so much! omg ;;

[quotidianue]

I don't think that's weird; comments are pretty much an author's best friend, right next to writing and fellow authors I think uvu;;

you're welcome! ^^

[swabluu]

haha they are ^^

[dingdongwoo]

(sorry for my language but i just can't)

I thought I was so fucking done reading TaoRis for the night then 'THIS' just appeared on my desktop.

The thing about Kris owning a buffalo, hilarious man.

Me : so that's why there's "roll like a buffalo" in Two Moons

I'm so random ((cries))

[swabluu]

:DDDDDD hehehe thanks <3