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Take Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. If you cut them in half, what would you get!?

a. Two halves

or

b. Fourths

...I think we all know the answer to this one.

Alright my humble, wet, and naked fans... If you are all three, then how thee adores thou. My words of advice for all you pansies is: 'Never shut a file cabinet drawer closed on your hand. It's just not very smart. No matter how messed up you are or how much you think it WON'T affect you, trust me, IT WILL, AND It will hurt more than getting ( Read more... )

Alex came to visit for 2 whole days of hot action and the kind of adventures found in a steamy romance novel. There will be pictures up soon. Including ones of Operation 'O', and possibly a couple boobie shots.

I have created the ultimate mocha-cherry candy! By simply mashing two previously existing Seas Candies together into one happy lump of chocolate furry. I pat myself on the back.

I saw Lord of the Rings last night, and it was only alright. The people in the front row were a tad overly excited at parts, like clapping and being overemotional. If I had popcorn or bullets I would have accidently pelted them.

I'm working on the creation of a comic strip for the book THE CRUCIBLE, by Arthur Miller. It's pretty radass. 2 gold stars. I love my science class, and my teacher... who is majorly fab. I'm grounded for 2 more weeks and then WOOT WOOT freedom! In the meantime I'll try to find a new hobby like crocheting, which is a bit dull for my taste. Who ( Read more... )