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[swallowaspider]

Carly and I are totally making the best band ever, and we need three more people to be in it. We decided it should be comprised only of nonconventional string instruments, which we would each choose and then devote ourselves to learning, so thus far the lineup is:

Carly: ukulele
Alex: sitar

So we still need a banjo, a mandolin, and a santoor. Or

Comments

[goodtimenation]

I wanna play the banjo. :B Hee-yuck.

[oneshotnothing]

i will alternate between ukelin, & Chapman stick. i want to play the opitgan too.

[holycricket]

CHAPSTICK AIN'T NO INSTRUMENT YOU CRAZY!!

[swallowaspider]

It most certainly is not.

It's an artistic medium.

[holycricket]

[chainblinger]

I don't think I could master a string instrument, but I'd love to be a Mansitjo'oorlele groupie.

[swallowaspider]

Are you just gonna sit there and take that, Carly?

[brosephina]

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU, AFTER I SHARE WITH YOU ALL TYHOSE FABULOUS PICTURES OF MY CATS

FUCK YOU, MISTER, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND EARS AND NOSE AND FUCK YOU PERMANENTLY.

PERHAPS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MOST RETARDED HERE, HMM? OKAY? YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOU'RE THE MOST RETARDED. MAYBE HANGING AROUND RETARDED PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG HAS RUBBED OFF ON YOU, YOU GREAT RETARD YOU.

GO FUCK A HORSE.

Zither!

[gibson]

Hi! My name is Adam. I was linked to your journal by a friend to look at your resignation letter. Of course, I loved it, but this was the entry that really caught my attention.

You see, I'm currently dedicating my life to the art of playing the zither. I've been looking around for a few fellow musicians that I could get together with and "jam". I hope I'm not too late, but I thought maybe I could join Mansitjo'oorlele?

I look forward to hearing from you.

-adam

Re: Zither!

[ooeeoo]

Woah, man, I missed this comment hardcore. I've since changed usernames.

Anyway, Mansitjo'oorlele has sadly split up due to a tiff over an IHOP check and also their complete inability to play instruments or read, but you can join Band That Is Similar To But Legally Distinct From Masnsitjo'oorlele. See, 'cos our gimmick is we all play instruments that start with the letter Z, so you and your zither will fit right in with girl_wonder ("z"ylophone) and myself (vocals don't count as an instrument).

We're gonna need you to sign a couple of waivers.