A library is the best place for a whore to show off her stuff.

[swallowmybrain]

Okay, here I am, its 12:30 in the morning at the library. I am trying to type an essay due tomorrow in my German class, and this stupid fucking skank wont shut the fuck up about herself. Right now she is talking to somebody on her cell-phone, saying shit like "You just couldnt stand to not talk to me huh?" in a very seductive manner. Granted she is

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[_rejected_]

glad to see you are enjoying yourself. haha

[swallowmybrain]

Oh yeah, LOADS OF FUN LOADS OF FUN!

[guppypunkhead]

word.

[swallowmybrain]

Thank you

[crazyncuteks]

Dear Mike,

I'm sorry but I can not grant your prayer on the account that that's just wrong and I don't want to subject myself to listening to her scream or shout out "WHY GOD WHY?!"

Love,
God

[swallowmybrain]

Okay, its on now! Me and you are gonna have to get together and hash out this "who is GOD" business, because I can SOOOO beat you. But either way, its a good excuse for us to hang out.

[crazyncuteks]

No no my child. You see, by you challenging me I have already won. I do not need to PROVE that I am God...I just am! *smiles sweetly* But bless you child in your blind persuit!

Oh but yea lets hang out!

[haircute]

just come over this weekend

[swallowmybrain]

SATURDAY NIGHT!! I AM THERE!