I have a new one today. Some stupid ass customer actually called me a racist tonight! It is fucking hillarious! Heres what happened ( Read more... )

I guess the payless DC is closing. I found out about 2 weeks ago and they plan to be out by July 2008. The funny thing is that nobody really had any idea, or could believe it ( Read more... )

Okay I have realized that since october of last year I have been paying my full blogging attention to my myspace. Well I felt kind of bad and since I kind of ran out of things to say on that one, I decided to go back to this ( Read more... )

I am so glad its almost friday *knock on wood*. This week has been nothing but studying, and studying, and studying till I cant study anymore and then STILL studying. I have had tests up the ass, quizzes, reading assignments, everything under the fucking sun! By last night I felt like a man still trying to walk after he has had both his legs shot ( Read more... )

LOL!! A picture is worth a thousand words, or laughs.

Yours Truly
Swallowmybrain

PS, this was totally accidental!


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Your wedding was beautiful. I feel privileged to be a part of it. Everyday I am greatful to have friends like you. I hope your lives together is as wonderful as the time I have known and spent with you both, which is wonderful. I wish nothing but the best for you both, and in german, I would say ALLES GUTE! ICH GRATULIEREN SIE BEIDE ( Read more... )

Mein Gehirn ist auf den Mädchen. Sie lebe für Gehirne und Chocolade. Meine Mädchen ist gestorben. Ohne Mädchen ich gehe zu das Bad gern, und ich spreche Englisch mit den Papierkorb. Meine Freundin heißt Gehirne, und sie ist gestorben, ja ( Read more... )

I guess October must be "the real world" month at McCollum, because it seems like some sort of drama is happening here every day. I get back tonight, and a guy is clutching his girl on one of the benches, and the girl is semi-crying and accusing this guy of doing all this shit. She sounds pretty crazy, her voice is more like a determined barking, " ( Read more... )

Okay, I am about 80% sure that as soon as I get a job in Lawrence, I am getting my first tattoo. Next week I am gonna start making designs, and scoping the parlors to see how much it will cost ( Read more... )

Okay, here I am, its 12:30 in the morning at the library. I am trying to type an essay due tomorrow in my German class, and this stupid fucking skank wont shut the fuck up about herself. Right now she is talking to somebody on her cell-phone, saying shit like "You just couldnt stand to not talk to me huh?" in a very seductive manner. Granted she is ( Read more... )