I just watched Return of the Jedi, and I'm completely torn, because it has so much potential that it fails to realize upon.

Ohh, and after watching Mark Hamill struggle for basically 2.5 hours trying to play a Jedi, I appreciate Ewan McGregor all the more. I wish I was a little kid so I could truly appreciate the prequels.

What a great title for anything, which is why I'm stealing it for this. The Life Aquatic soundtrack in general is pretty amazing ( Read more... )

First of all, I'd like to make it clear that I'm not accusing Bill Simmons of plagiarism, I'm just using this to justify what a good idea it was that I had ( Read more... )

http://media.movies.ign.com/media/150/150340/vids_1.html

Click on Watch it now, on the bottom of the lefthand one.

I'm so excited.

But all I can say is… take the top five action guys and line them up against the old school action guys and what you’ll have is five young action guys wearing toenail polish and answering to the name “Bitch.”

This is my long project for creative writing. It didn't come out as well as I had hoped it would, but I'm posting it here anyway ( Read more... )

I just thought you should all know.

This can't possibly be real, can it ( Read more... )

Somewhere between sumo wrestling the Goron and using the Wii remote (apparently not Wiimote anymore) to aim my bow at a switch while dangling upside from a magnetized ceiling by my iron boots before picking off hordes of goblin archers from the scaffolding of a functional mine, I realized that The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess might be the ( Read more... )

I don't feel well. Part of that is because I tried to never use my livejournal to bitch about things, and now I'm finally giving in to that, which means I just feel worse, instead of better as I hoped I would by getting it all out. Stupid Catch-22's. I feel like I'm just doing it for the pity ( Read more... )