so i'm sitting on the steps of the met
next to this buff dude, right
and this wolverine hobbles down the steps
and bites me in the hand
but luckily, the buff dude bites the wolverine
to save me
and then i stab it with a bird

i have been alive for 7,747 days.

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my mom is in lithuania. she sends me the VERY VERY best kinds of pictures.
( MY DREAM PUP )

( these have been living in my camera )

i'm gonna learn to moonwalk. i've been practicing.

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