Well, interesting story: I discovered a letter in my newspaper among the circulars advertising 99 cent roast beef sandwiches. I figured it was just some sort of clever marketing scheme, but I was in a light mood and read it. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I showed it to my neighbor, Hank, and he informed me that he too had found a ( Read more... )

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I just spent way too long looking at these slides.

Your Social Dysfunction:
Normal

Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you.


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I like to stand on the balcony and smoke cigarettes. We're not allowed to be on the balcony because that's our fire escape. The sign on the door to the balcony said that we should keep it locked, but that sign was burned by cigarettes. Anyway, when I'm out there observing the quiet night by myself, my experience is often ruined with fear of ( Read more... )

Holy crimeny, I was social today. I went downtown to the Famous Eugene Saturday Market with Jamen and Greg from the floor. I had some pizza at a nearby place with feta, black olive, and probably some other things. We walked around and saw the usual arts and crafts shit and home-grown vegetables. I guess one can easily buy marijuana there, but I ( Read more... )

So, tonight, I played spin-the-bottle for the first time, at 25. I avoided it for a while, but I was stuck between a conversation with two chemistry students and the game. I'm up for new experiences. It was kind of lame because each time I spun it, I kept getting the same girl, and she'd spin me. She got my number and dialed it a few times ( Read more... )

Nothing really enjoyable. Just keep adding stagnant context with another. Ride out that scene for a while and go to the last played out one until that is dead again. Once I have exhausted the bank, I write live journal entries not too unlike this very one. I think one with practice can slip into the subconscious. I have found myself able to do ( Read more... )

My internet is being quite the little bitch. I've had to do the so-called power cycle about half a dozen times. That one twenty-fourth of a gross! I'm going to do something about that tomorrer. I did some hardcore studying today. One more day of hardcore studying and I can usher in the weekend with some rip-roaring drinking. Nothing mundane ( Read more... )

Michelle found out first hand how my quick cigarette breaks turn into all night ordeals. Tonight, they closed me into my hoody so only the tongue could come out. And then they did things! Videophonetaped things! I smoked tobacco from a pipe for the first time, today. It was rather harsh. I'll stick to my full flavor Kools. There was some ( Read more... )

David Lynch is coming to the U of O on Nov. 8 to talk about "Consciousness, creativity and the brain: The inside story on transcending and the brain" ( www.davidlynchtour.com ). This sounds pretty interesting. Although, I would prefer to have him talk about how awesome he is. But, hell, transcendence can't be all that bad. As a rule, I try not ( Read more... )