The Chef bounces into the kitchen in his usual good mood. Das Schnitzel follows in wearing sunglasses and holding a large coffee. She looks a bit ill."Vell, I'm gled yuoo hefe-a a hungufer! Gueeng oooot veet yuoor cheeckee freeends ell huoors ooff zee neeght. Getteeng droonk und dueeng gud knoos vhet in toon. Yuoo shuoold be-a eshemed ooff ( Read more... )

Hellu! Yuoo hefe-a reeched me-a, zee Svedeesh Cheff. Pleese-a leefe-a a messege-a iff yuoo ere-a celleeng me-a. Iff yuoo ere-a tryeeng tu cuntect oone-a ooff my cheeckens pleese-a cell zeeur respecteefe-a fueecemeils. I dun't vunt tu get fluuded veet cells! Hefe-a guud dey! Bork Bork Bork!

The Swedish Chef was awaked by Das Schnitzel in the middle of the night. Apparently the town was filled with attacking zombies.

"Vhet ixcellent noos! Zumbeee-a flesh veell be-a perffect fur a suoofffflee-a!"

Das Schnitzel then informs the Chef that the danger seems to have subsided but the chicken doubted that it was all over.Trooe-a trooe-a my ( Read more... )

Ookey dukey. I hefe-a mede-a sume-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo tudey. Beleeefe-a yuoo me-a, thees is oone-a ooff zee heeghlights ooff my cuukeeng ixpereeences ( Read more... )