fake lesbians are SO annoying

Some people will truly never learn. I swear. They will never understand what it means to be a good friend. It makes me wonder why I am even still friends with them. Friendships are supposed to be reciprocal, and I feel like it's totally one-sided; I am doing all the work. I mean, how rude does someone have to be before they realize that turning ( Read more... )

grow up, little girl.

R.I.P ( Read more... )

"Fuck off" is the definitive phrase of my life right now. If I had a dollar for every time I have said it to someone or wished I had said it to someone, I could fund the building of underground tunnels connecting all the buildings throughout the BG campus ( Read more... )

You Are 80% Femme and 20% Butch!

80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken ( Read more... )

……One of my wife’s favorite memories is an afternoon she spent at the beach with our daughter, who was then four years old. Instead of building a castle, they decided to sculpt a turtle in the sand. They built a large one, complete with markings on his shell, cute little legs, and a very knowing look in his eyes. As they worked, the waves ( Read more... )

Yeah for having an awesome weekend with my people! I love watching "Finding Nemo" with a bunch of football player-ish guys. They rock.

Ok, so a Super Bowl party on Sunday? This will be fun. Act like I understand football.

Holla to my homies! Can you tell I'm bored? I really have nothing to say.

"Get out of my potatoes, hottness, so I can eat you

I really wish things could have been different at home. I wish my feelings towards those things and those people were different today, but of course they aren't. It's so hard to look back on such a long history of events, and see them in a different light, in a way you knew you should have been seeing them, but refused to accept it. I can't believe ( Read more... )

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank my father for being the epitomy of everything I NEVER want to be. I can honestly say that I love him because he is my dad, but though he IS intelligent and he DOES say something nice once in a blue moon, I honestly detest him as a person. He has taught me how not to act in public, how not to ( Read more... )