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upon careful examination of my car tonight, i discovered one black shoe and a motorola cell phone with a broken off antenna.
if either of these belong to you or you know who they do belong to, let me know so that i can give them back. thank youuuuu!

i would like to take this opportunity to state that i love satches ( Read more... )

fast or slow?

so this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

ya that's all

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holy shit my foot is soooooo asleep i can't even move it at all.
i've lost all feeling in it. ALL feeling in it.
wow this is scary

donna, alex f. and i had adventures around town. okay, so we mostly just drove like maniacs and ran around some random golf course that alex led us to and got chased by sprinklers, but it was our adventure and it was fun. then we dropped him off and decided spur-of-the-moment to drive out to waikoloa and visit people at their hotel rooms, except ( Read more... )