Lying in bed at 3am, listening to your wife giggle in her sleep.

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked ( Read more... )

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking ( Read more... )

Quite honestly, I think the name should have given it away.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/25/clown.porn.charges/index.html

Oral sex can cause mouth cancer.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=594&e=1&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc

Kill me now.

So there.

Pfff

My clothes are in a state of shock. trickenzie did a mini-rampage through the house yesteday tiding, rearranging and generally upsetting the delicate balance between leisure and clean. Bah Humbug I say ( Read more... )

It's days till christmas and already I've given out two presents. I suck at keeping thing secret.

Fun huh. :)

No, me either, but these guys did.

http://www.pncbank.com/12days/

I gave my wife a domain name + website as a gift some years ago (http://www.trickenzie.com/). She wasn't my wife then, we were just seeing each other ( Read more... )