This was posted by my lovely roommate.....too bad I'm going to royally screw her over. This is just the icing on the cake.
RIDICULOUS !!

YUCK- YUCK - YUCK .. that is what comes to mind when I think of some people and their rationalizations of things and how absolutely ( Read more... )

*Disclaimer:  This is meant to be sarcastic and funny. NOT meant to be directed at anyone just a little bit of humor*

Dear Non-Pregnant Person,I hope you find these guidelines helpful in your interactions with pregnant women as failing to follow them may result in serious physical harm. If you are thinking, surely she doesn't mean me- then you ( Read more... )

So I just got a call from the doctor. On top of being in pain I now have to go for a level 3 ultrasound because they are concerned with the placement of the umbilical cord and placenta. I think she said that it might be Placenta Previa ( she was talking kind of fast ( Read more... )

IT'S A BOY!

Welcome Aiden Jakob.

Ok so We think we have FINALLY found a way to get out of our lease. But there is one little problem....Kelcey refuses to put Jeremy on the lease. He's been living here since January. I think it might be time to pull out the big guns. Jake said yesterday that he would be an asshole about this if he has to. Meaning she puts Jeremy on the lease and ( Read more... )

So apparently our lovely roommate divided the water bill by 3 instead of 4.

Good thing I knew how much it was...

UGH I have the most wasteful roommate ever. Here is a short list of things I found just in the past 30 min:

-she threw away an ENTIRE roll of toilet paper because it got wet.
-she threw away 2 tubberware containers because the food in them was bad (luckily I found those)
-the pregnant one had to take out the recycling because her dumbass boyfriend won ( Read more... )

I seriously cannot wait until we are FINALLY out of this place. I'm tired of the banging. I'm tired or the fighting, I'm tired of hearing her tv FROM HER BEDROOM through a CLOSED door. I'm also tired of all her little 18 year old friends hitting on my husband. I know he said "she doesn't like me, stop being silly" but he really can't see when ( Read more... )

what gives you the right to break into our personal space.

screw you.

Jake is getting a new car soon. Which is awesome because I wouldn't let him drive our baby around in what he has now ( Read more... )