New Fic: "Lines of Communication - 1/2"

[sweet_crazyass]

Title: Lines of Communication
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Warnings: Adults only, language and sexual situations.

Note: I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT SUCKS I'VE WRITTEN SOMETHING! 
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Comments

[demonqueen666]

"Cooock". "Cooock". Oh GOD, I can't stop laughing...!!

Man, I don't know why you think this is bad. I think this is fantastic. Jack is such a dork. *giggle*

[sweet_crazyass]

THANK YOU!

AND I CAN'T STOP USING CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT HAVING FINALLY WRITTEN SOMETHING!

*snog*

[natvach]

"Jack immediately turned off the computer and went in search of a way
to kill himself."

I love your Jack. Can I have him?

[sweet_crazyass]

Sure, as long as you return him. I have to get him drunk and stoned; he's got a lot more rambling to do. ;)

[julyqueen]

You
talk dirty to me while I pretend I've got my 'cooock' up your ass.

Totally LOLed at that! And this so does not suck. I've missed your writing, and I was so happy to see a fic on my friends list today :)

Your embarrassed Jack just kills me. Putting Sawyer's cock picture as the wallpaper = genius. Jack later changing it to the tulips = me hysterical.

[sweet_crazyass]

I've missed actually writing - it seems like FOREVAR and it is so not fun.

THANK YOU!

*smooch and smooch again*

[alliecat8]

OMG, that writer's block of yours, DEAD. GONE. BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!!! YAY! *dances and twirls*

This was SO good! You know you've got an appreciative audience here, because all of us on LJ can relate to so much of it. The emails, the IMs, the deletedeletedelete...and compulsively checking to make sure that drunk email didn't go through, and feeling this:

Jack immediately turned off the computer and went in search of a way
to kill himself. If he failed, he was confident sheer mortification
would kill him anyway.

when you realize it DID. I LOL'ed at so many parts, but Sawyer Photoshopping his dick with Jack's name was just priceless. As was the wallpaper, and "i've got your dick in my nightstand." At least he'll admit to that much! Oh, mortified!Jack just makes me want to squish him. Or, even better, squish him and Sawyer together.

At the end, is Sawyer unresponsive because he's on his way "home"? I know you won't answer that, but it's what I'm gonna tell myself until I see the sequel.

*loves you and teh fic madly*

[sweet_crazyass]

Thank. YOU. SO. MUCH.

YOU got the bunnies hopping and the words to reappear; I was grieving, literally grieving about not being able to even write the crack and by the alignment of the planets or just good timing or, most likely, the fact that you're a wonderful person and the fabulous friend and you did something for me that I will NEVER be able to thank you for enough - just . . . GAH.

*hugs you silly*

[zoesmith]

I cannot wait to read more! Honestly.

Then he set the picture as the
wallpaper for his desktop.

The mental image is killing me!
Great story!

[sweet_crazyass]

Thanks so much! :D