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Some girl: "Bryce! I need to know, do you like me?!"
Bryce thinks no. no. no
Bryce: "Of course I like you, ...buddy!"

Hahahaha. Suave.

i'm a selfish brat. that is all.

gr8tdane24: heh your internet suckzors
OH OH SWEET: your face suckzors
gr8tdane24: yeah
gr8tdane24: i know

himmelsturmer: so i texted her
himmelsturmer: and she said she was gonna clean and build her furniture
OH OH SWEET: aww :[
himmelsturmer: so i was like 'well if you need any help... :)"
himmelsturmer: and she was like "my daddy's here"
himmelsturmer: dadblocked D:

OH OH SWEET: yeah whatevs ( Read more... )

trashcanna: Cry me a river. Hahaha. What a woman.
trashcanna: No offense, women.

i <3 my girlfriend.

"You're missing the point," she said. "What you're saying makes sense in theory, but not in practice. You're trying to compare apples and oranges ( Read more... )

i love that my ex boyfriend and current boyfriend like each other. and that my ex boyfriend would drive 40 miles at midnight to jump start my boyfriend's truck for me. and that my boyfriend would rake up hundreds of miles on said truck to make sure we see each other at least once a week even though he lives in san diego ( Read more... )

mom comes home and goes:
mom: "i bought a lot of junk food for you"
brother: "YESSS"
mom: "not for YOU. for your sister"

i'm not sure how to take this.