A certain someone missplaced her House of Aromas job application at my house. I'm sorry to say that the application for the position of "reverse cowgirl" might only end up as "assistant mexican cab driver" for the applicant: kat "sloppy seconds" Rochlin.
Deuce Here!

i embrace my pathetacism.

Huey Lewis and The NEwz: City's High's Favourite bookie is being recognized in some news publication. Alex "I Break - a - you legz" foster will be present.

My new band, SeCks Penis, is in full force. My only question is: would you like to sing into my mic?
Deuce here!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone save me from livejournal. Saaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My Dad could kick your dad's ass!

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Wasted away in rum and vicodin land.

I wish I had friends to hang out with on nights like htis

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Look at the ants on the floor, they work real hard lifting three times their mass, and sometimes more. If I starred in a porno, would anyone reading this want to be my fluffer?