I am pretty fucking disappointed

[sweet_n_lovly]

So I am rather disappointed in most people lately. It seems like I really can't trust anyone. I asked Samantha to watch the kids for me Sunday while I drove all over hell to get US stuff (wasted nearly $80 no less.) I came home about a half an hour later and the house was DESTROYED! The kids had made a mess in their room and threw water all over

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[hope_renewed]

Umm...what????

[sweet_n_lovly]

lol did your drug induced haze make you forget those events or no?

[hope_renewed]

maybe your drug induced haze caused you to twist and exagerate things?

[sweet_n_lovly]

lol IS there writing on four walls? YES. Were all my walls wet when I got home from getting the stuff? YES! Were you sitting on your ass in my bed with a movie on and my computer in your lap while the kids were up in the hall? YES!

Where is the exaggeration?

[kwanboa]

*gets the popcorn*

[sweet_n_lovly]

Sounds like you might need it.

[kwanboa]

I got poutine instead, for the long haul. This looks like it could be good.

[sweet_n_lovly]

Eh, she is a backer downer.

[lakinicoyote]

See, you really just need to come on down here and let me show ya how to really party.
;)

[kwanboa]

You are hitting on the entirety of your friends list this morning, aren't you? :P

[lakinicoyote]

OHMYGOD.
Ok. I think YOU KNOW why I am SO sexually frustrated.
Momma's gonna have to have some alone time in the tub, here once the kiddo goes to sleep, I tell you WHUT.

[kwanboa]

I do indeed, lol. When that happens I snuggle in my bed and think of Melissa George and have fun times *grin*

So come down here already, I could use a good...de-stressing...

[preachan_sidhe]

That sucks, and you are completely right, children do sense weakness and exploit it. I wish I lived closer. I'd babysit your kids and wouldn't let them act like little assholes. *laughs* Seriously, I'd be so pissed if someone did that to me. :(

[sweet_n_lovly]

:)

[preachan_sidhe]

Your kids wouldn't like me. If Lexy pulled half that shit with me, she'd spend a lot of time in the corner holding a quarter against the wall with her nose. I am a mean bitch.

[sweet_n_lovly]

FUCK YES! That is the shit I am talking about.

She hates the quarter thing. I love how i have the tile in the kitchen now. I can hear the quarter drop well. Bwahahahahaha

[ingenious_one]

OMG RYAN NAPOLEAN OMG ROFL ROFL ROFFLES