read my story

[sweetjulie]

i have this 17 year old cousin.
he thought he was a gangsta.
and wanted to roll with the big guys.

so some REAL big guys showed up at his house last night
and pistol whipped him
which caused him to get staples in his head
and this proves that he is a wanksta

wow, i'm so proud.
do you have family like this? didnt think so.

Comments

[metalmetal]

impressive, my family is full of girl scouts and teenage boys that get arrested for dwi.

[thankyoumrceo]

on one hand i think the story is pretty funny. but on the other im afraid for the poor kid. im sure being pistol whipped is a scary thing.

i hope his bitch ass doesnt get capped.

-Steve

[sweetjulie]

i have plenty of stories that we could say "like whoa" to...BUT if i told them on this, i'd be embarrassed because 90% of my family is by far some of the shittiest people you have never met.

[a_horse_is]

i heard about that-and cant say im surprised but is he aight?

[sweetjulie]

physically, he's alright.
mentally, he's a fuckig idiot.

[likearock]

hahaha thats awesome.