Doggie beer? Pet shop owner sees a niche
Dutch brew is nonalcoholic and made with beef extract and malt

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you know, after all of this war nonsense i really don't know how i feel about america's killing of saddam hussein. i suppose i'm neither gladdened or saddened by his death. i guess ( Read more... )

turns out underneath my disgusting 40 year old carpet there are beautiful hardwood floors!!! wooo hoooo!!  oh man, i can't wait to go home and tear up some carpet!!!

~h

oh, nevermind the double entendre of that last statement, sorry ladies.

oh oh, also i would like to plan a party at my house sometime in the near to immediate future. please advise as ( Read more... )

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
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SO, the husband of my favourite teacher in the world, the woman i want to be like, died on mon.  i hardly knew him, but  i'm real broken up about it for her sake. she wanted me to take her job when she retired so that they could travel the world together. it's really terrible that its right around the holidays too. i mean it really sucks and all i ( Read more... )

joe -

i was reading an article about liquor this morning and you'll never guess what i saw. i will copy it here and you can tell me what's amazing about it.

"We don't mean that the occasional cocktail will instantly result in a Brobdingnagian beer belly, but you shouldn't be fooled just because these drinks taste light and fruity. Not only do ( Read more... )

I OWN A NEW CAR!! it's not very earth-friendly but it is super cool. i have a 2006 dodge durango with all sorts of nifty stuff cause i got hooked up at work. i cant believe i have to sit here for another 4 hours until i can drive it ( Read more... )

I AM GETTING A NEW CAR TOMORROW!  EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, my little pimpmobile crapped out.

on the bright side,

i am getting a brand freaking new car. i can't wait.

 Dear Courtney,

as you may or may not remember i suffer from horrid insomnia. what does this have to do with texas you ask yourself? well, i'll tell you.  
    i am wide awake at oh say 2 am and there's not so much on the tele. now, i've finally found something i can stomach watching and that my dear is Walker, Texas Ranger. i'm sure you're ( Read more... )