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she lives in a four story tantrum ( Read more... ) -
ch-ch-ch-changes...
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yay okcupid!
thanks, ok cupid, for finding me all these nice boys to go out with. the latest was the best. i love it when guys harrass me on the internet!
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thanks, mcsweeny's!
i am so totally going to use these:
Pickup Lines
Used by Mario.
BY CHRISTOPHER DOODY
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"Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away."
"If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day."
"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow."
"Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up."
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i love it when random dudes grab me at bars. seriously. i just love it.
fuckers.
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oh lordy.
i was so afraid my account was going to overdraw and screw me when my rent check went through. but i actually had some money on my credit card and my overdraft protection protected me! i'm still not spending any of the money in my account but i feel so much better ( Read more... ) -
hmmm...
last night i decided to quit smoking.
today when i finally made it out of bed at 2:15 pm i went and bought a pack. which i just finished. but i will not be buying more.
today anyway. man i suck at this.
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i wasn't always like this...
once upon a time i was almost happy and i trusted other people. i didn't think everyone would hurt me eventually. i didn't think i was doomed to die cold and alone and get eaten by my cats ( Read more... ) -
right so:
i am currently sitting in my room, smoking a cigarette, on my webcam, cranky at myself and also with a boy. this is what happens when i like someone ( Read more... ) -
oh!
look what i just remembered i had!