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In light of this most recent attack on my gender
To the men who I have chosen to include in my life:Thank you for not feeling like you own and or are entitled to any part of me, be it my mental, physical, or spiritual being ( Read more... ) -
running that emotional gamut
Damn you, Van Morrison. -
Dear Insurance Companies...
Remind me again what I'm paying for?
Thanks. -
"Let them eat cake!"
HAPPY BASTILLE DAY, CITIZENS!!
In honor of the day, go eat some cheese and be snotty to a tourist while celebrating how fabulous you are! -
SANTA CAME!! SANTA CAME!!
(Wait. Maybe that's more than you wanted to know.)
SILLY MONKEYS!!
AS ELVIS WOULD HAVE SANG IN "GIRL HAPPY" IF THAT MOVIE HAD BEEN ABOUT GOING TO FAIRE AS OPPOSED TO GOING TO FORT LAUDERDALE FOR SPRING BREAK...
::pauses to breathe::
"GET UP, GET OUT, FAIRE IS EVERYWHERE!!"
SEE YOU AT GATE, MATES!!! -
*PEW!!* *PEW!!*
I CAN'T WORK! I'M TOO EXCITED FOR FAIRE!!! -
for my Darling danicia
Dad Left His "A" Game Somewhere in the Eighties
Girl #1: Okay, so you know how my dad asked me if I wanted to see Counting Crows and Maroon 5 last week?
Girl #2: Yeah, what the hell was he thinking?
Girl #1: I dunno man, but today he asked me if I wanted to see Rush.
Girl #2: Dude, what the fuck?
Girl #1: Well in his defense, he thought they were ( Read more... )
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