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Food
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Reasons I have perfected the straight 'voice'
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Dear Stalker ( Read more... ) -
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Similarly to 'don't feed the bears', I say 'don't give money to the bums'.
Thank you. -
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Today's winner ( Read more... ) -
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If I could go down there and beat the ever loving shit out of you, I would. Dogs don't just bite out of the blue. The dog had a bone. YOU ADMITTED that your husband was antagonizing it. FUCKING MAN UP AND TAKE THE FUCKING BLAME. Don't call the police department and make us come take the poor dog away. Don't tell me 'omg, my dog is a rotteiler ( Read more... ) -
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It's weird how, despite the fact that people rarely visit on some day shifts now, the building feels so much creepier at night. I'm actually locked in more securely now too. -
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Dear Goliath:
It's kind of creepy when I get out of the shower to find you sitting in the doorway, staring intently at me. Every.Single.Shower.
Love, Me -
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This may end up being one hell of a ride--and I think I'm just going to sit back and enjoy it. -
Pointless updates and a new story.
I can't believe it's been since April. I think it's mostly because I only have internet at work, and honestly, who wants to spill their deepest darkest secrets on a computer than can be monitored? Not me! Especially when I tend to bitch about work. So, instead, lets talk about the dog stealing handicapped man ( Read more... )