Oooohhhhh my gooooosshhhhhhh. I am SO hungry ( Read more... )

I'm on a new diet ( Read more... )

Ok, Rita's entry intrigued me. So I went to the face recognition site and these are the top 4 people my face looks like:

1. Kirstin Dunst
2. Jennifer Anniston
3. Meg Ryan
4. Avril Lavigne

Ok. No more time for bullshit. I have to cut weight. I've got 2 weeks to lose a few lbs. I started the cabbage soup diet last night- you lose an average of 10lbs in a week. Its really bad for you, because it comes back, but I dont care. I just need to lose the few lbs. Last night I broke it already and had a salad and bread. I just talked to my ( Read more... )

So I have a TON of shit I need to be doing right now, before Friday I need to have ( Read more... )

I missed Chris tonight, alot. I think its because this weekend I have friends coming from out of town, for my going away party, and they're all staying here... and I really wish he could be one of them. He never got to meet my friends, or hang out with me in a setting where I was "Mel" or that kinda thing. He always saw me the way I was around him ( Read more... )

You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream
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Mark it down folks. I'm officially scared shitless of basic training. I got 2 weeks til I leave and I am horrified. Not about what I'll endure, but that I won't be good enough to pass.

I.
Am.
Scared.

"Sometimes when my kids fight, and drive me nuts, I think to myself that it's natures way of telling me I should have given head... I look at my kids thinking, 'I could have swallowed your whinny ass...."

That was from a comedian on Comedy Central just now. Cracked me up.

Ok. Seriously. Why do people feel the need to fucking stress me out. AS IF my life isn't hectic enough right now ( Read more... )