tagged by jasonList five songs that you are currently 'digging'. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good. But they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your five songs. Then tag five others to see what they're listening to ( Read more... )

jason and i saw a sign posted on a telephone booth. in giant bold letters it said "RAPIST" with a lovely picture of "KENROY" right below. the following text was printed below the photo: "'KENROY' works as a dj at DANTE'S. 'KENROY' raped my friend. He may come across as a homosexual, but he's not. He will rape you ( Read more... )

yesterday during my lunch break, erin and i devised a plan of handcuffing kuta to one of our bed posts. not only is that the kinkiest idea, but it also means that kuta can't return to her homeland ( Read more... )

tagged by natalie

1. Total Number of Books I've Owned: i sell books every time i move. so now i just have a small bookshelf and i use the library like it's a dirty whore. it's much easier on my pocketbook.

2. Last Book I Bought: i purchased digital fortress by dan brown for my dad (father's day). i will hopefully be purchasing flowers in the ( Read more... )

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omgz, tonight is anne harper's hooding! even though i'm not entirely sure what a hooding is, i couldn't be more excited!!!!1111111 it sounds like a secret cult. so congratulations miss harper, we are very proud of you! yer gonna be the best teacher, f'realz. i might even cry tonight, shhh. since we are your family for the evening, i think ( Read more... )

so for the past 3 days (monday through wednesday) i've had near collisions each morning between 7:20-7:45am. i was able to avoid a collision . . . until today. perhaps i should explain what i mean . . .

monday- i hopped off of the bus. i was in a pretty decent mood for a monday. my headphones were on, i was singing along, when BAM "holy shit ( Read more... )

i am getting so hot, I'M GONNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFFthis is ridiculous. it was 90 yesterday, and it's going to be 93 today. our ceo, aka the OWNER of this brick (oven) building, refuses to turn on the air conditioner because he's THAT cheap. it's only 8:30am and it's already hot in here (i'm sweating). there's skylights up above, and yesterday ( Read more... )

i'm so nervoussssshhhhh ( Read more... )

:O thank cheezus, i'm sick of the rain ( Read more... )