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The Swirlmaster joins The Horde
Swirlmaster Higgins has returned to The World of Warcraft as a changed man. He no longer serves the foolish Alliance. The Swirlmaster has thrown in with The Mighty Thrall and his Horde. The Swirlmaster always knows a good opportunity when he sees it and The Alliance is a sinking ship ( Read more... ) -
Adventuring in the World of Warcraft
The Swirlmaster has defeated gnolls, kobolds, bandits, and murlocks. It is almost as exciting as his real life but without all the pirates and scantly clad ninjas*. Though The Swirlmaster is enjoying his human warrior, he cannot shake the feeling that he would rather be playing an orc. Surely a blonde, mustachioed human is visually the way to go ( Read more... ) -
Exploring the World... of Warcraft
The Swirlmaster has recently lost his soul to the internet devil known as World of Warcraft. He has only been playing for a few hours and his character is a meager 10th level. However, should anyone wish to travel with The Swirlmaster you can find him on Shattered Hand with the moniker "Swirlmaster." He is Alliance, human to be exact.
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Political Statement
Rarely does the Swirlmaster tackle serious issues. However, he can no longer stay silent when it comes to Bratz dolls. It was bad enough that the dolls depicted little teenage whores. Then they went ahead and made little pre-teen whores. Disgusting but not worthy of The Swirlmaster's attention. What changed?
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They're Calling Again...
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MySpace Page
The Swirlmaster has happily reclaimed his MySpace page. Unfortunately, though the Swirlmael was cast out he was able to create his own page. They are free after all. It looks as this we have not seen the last of him. -
Hair Cuts A Go-Go!
The Swirlmaster got his new character Swirlykins (a fabulous rogue) a hair cut at the Kerning Salon. Isn't it sexy?
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Swirlmael Returns
As it turns out the aforementioned MySpace page has been hijacked by the dark and twisted Swirlmael. Until recently the Swirlmaster thought that Swirlmael was just a part of himself. However it appears the beast has taken shape as a unique individual. As if The Swirlmaster didn't have enough enemies already...
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In Sleep He Sang To Me...
One of the Swirlmaster's MySpace friends recently wrote a song about him. It is currently featured on The Swirlmaster's MySpace page.
