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I hate sweat, so an air-conditioned movie theater would be wonderful, por favor!

I can't swallow even the tiniest of pills, so that's a no. Besides, working out and getting all sweaty makes me feel HOT (in the ooh-la-la way, not the f*ck-you-summer-heat! way).

Always and forever, dude! My mom will always be the most important person in my life, even more so than myself. God, I love her.

The funny thing is, if we weren't family, I would probably hate her. See what having to live with someone for 18 years does to you?

I'm still in my youth and I regret everything I do, basically. From the moment I wake up to the second I go to sleep. I don't do the things I want to do because they require effort, when being lethargic and evil is just TOO EASY AND TEMPTING. So oopsy-daisy!

Nothing, duh! We're reverting to Adam and Eve times of no clothing, but with way more sex. Naked is the new black, dontcha know!

I use my house phone because the IMPORTANT people call it, like my family. I rarely answer my cell phone, but I DO love to text. One friend of mine is glued to her cell phone 24/7, usually exchanging sappy/lovey-dovey texts with her boyfriend. I just sit and stare, thinking, "C'mon, now! He CANNOT be that interesting!"

Oh, youth.