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[swissarmyknives]

Some of you have already met me and some of you haven't.

I'm Vash Zwingli. That's all you need to know.

Bother me and I shoot you. Got it?

Comments

[bellefierte]

Is it really customary in Switzerland to greet people like this~? ♥

[swissarmyknives]

...You. Shut it.

[bellefierte]

How rude!

[swissarmyknives]

Be quiet.

[hailamericaaa]

Can you even shoot a gun?

[swissarmyknives]

Yes. Do you want me to try on you?

[hailamericaaa]

I'll pass, thanks.

[hailbritanniaaa]

I approve of this.

[bananas_an]

That's not very neutral.

[swissarmyknives]

What do you mean?

[bananas_an]

Isn't Switzerland a neutral country? I never thought of them going around and shooting people.

[swissarmyknives]

Only if people bother me, like Francis.

[clockedoutearly]

Kinda hard t' shoot people over th' internet, yo.

[swissarmyknives]

I know. But I could meet them in person.

[clockedoutearly]

An' what if they don't live in your fandom?

[swissarmyknives]

I...I'll have to think about it.

[tidbits_and_tea]

Hello, Vash Zwingli~
My name is Fai D Flourite~ Let's be friends.

[swissarmyknives]

Hello.

I prefer acquaintances if you don't mind. I don't like to get too attached to people.

[tidbits_and_tea]

Ahaha, I'll take what I can get~
Either way, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[swissarmyknives]

Pleasure to meet you too.