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[swissarmyknives]

Team Hamburger.

It says here that a tight end is typically 6'4" or taller, and about 250 pounds. I am not 6'4" or taller and I definitely do not weigh 250 pounds. I refuse to play this position.

America. Please give me another position.

Comments

[automailmaker]

Afraid you'll get beat, Vash?

[swissarmyknives]

No.

I just don't want to play that position.

[automailmaker]

Suck it up.

Be a man.

[swissarmyknives]

I don't fit the requirements though.

[ebonyeagle]

HAHAHA I knew you couldn't take it! I wonder if your dear little sister is disappointed yet.

[swissarmyknives]

D-do you think she would be.

[swissarmyknives]

I don't fit the requirements though.

he's just being an ass sorry vash

[ebonyeagle]

Who knows. She'll probably be too disappointed to tell you upfront.

Not up for a challenge, are you?

[hailamericaaa]

You'll be fine.

[swissarmyknives]

Says who.

[hailamericaaa]

Your team captain, of course!

[swissarmyknives]

If you say so.

[timidest]

Did the captain allow you to change position?

[swissarmyknives]

No. I'm still a tight end.

[timidest]

Oh, I see.

[swissarmyknives]

You're still going to be a cheerleader, right?

[bellefierte]

I'm sure you'll do just fine, dear Vash~

[swissarmyknives]

Don't call me 'dear Vash'

[bellefierte]

Darling Vash?

[swissarmyknives]

No.