I wanted everyone to know that I have been missing in action, and the only real way to sink a aircraft carrier is with cat urine and lots of paitence ( Read more... )

so, Today, i Schwas out rockin hard cuz, and i thought to myself I'm hungry, so i decided to walk to fred meyer's to buy some rice cakes, beacuse i havent had rice cakes in a very long time and it felt like it was time. So here I was in freddys, can I cal it that? i think I can. and i was walking around and this lady greets me at the door, and i ( Read more... )

uhh... it keeps comming back

I've made a deduction, based on the fact that I never find myself in a postion to enjoy the attention of a lady friend, and by pure unadulterated logic I've decided that I'm probally gay. As much as you would first like to argue aginst me, nobody could come up with any evidence to the contrary. The thing is. I may be gay, but i'm also selebate, ( Read more... )

I scootered my way to the Olympics ( Read more... )

I strongly oppose theese, that's why i decided to honestly fill this one out ( Read more... )

I would like to declare that everyone who has gone off to college. Should stay wherever they are. Dump your girlfriend/boyfriend who still lives here, dont come back every weekend. I will only allow you one visit to vancouver pr. month. This isnt diredted at any one perosn, it's atcually directed at about 5 people that are all doing the same ( Read more... )

Whoa, alex took this picture of me near steve's house and this has become my new picture for life

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I give up, Mission failed

Does anyone know the fastest route to Dallas?