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You don't need to know most of the story, but the highlights go like this. I don't see my brother very often, but it was my birthday so we went out drinking with some of his friends. Apparently, many of Jen's friends (not just Kirky) do not chew their food properly. The proof is in my flatmate's rubbish bin ( Read more... )

All right. But this is the last one!

Thank Jenri for this ( Read more... )

Oh nerds ( Read more... )

This has been the weirdest night... "I'm having him meet you in the library so you don't have to freeze"...wow. You don't even have the good grace to *pretend* you don't know. Ugh...If my karma was an organ, it'd have cancer ( Read more... )

He's writing a story about squirrels...And (more or less) getting PAID to do it. Man, at least I'm writing about sparring and judo and soupcan lids. You know, useful stuff like that ( Read more... )

There's a spider under F9...I can see his little yellow legs sticking out. Hopefully, no-one will ever need that key. What does it even do? I know it had a function in Doom. Or was that the flight simulation? Thief?

Is it okay to feel personally threatened by a machine? I don't know...The company provided a "loaner car" for me while they take their sweet time to figure out who's to blame for the crack across my windshield, but it's not the typical POS loaner. It's a dealer car, one of those new redesigned jettas, all the bells and whistles... heated seats, ( Read more... )

Why do people do that? I was all up in arms and ready for a fight tonight, tired of all this working the Library Shift bull...And then of course the soon-to-be victim of my aggression suddenly becomes a talkative, sensitive human being. Now I feel like a jerk for being angry, but at the same time the problem is not resolved. Accursed humanity! Why ( Read more... )

I'm easily impressed.

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