... but you can get a pretty good idea by looking at the career of Uwe Boll ( Read more... )

Two entries in one day? Yeah, well, I'm at work. Whaddya gonna do?

Just off this trailer alone, I already want to own this movie.

http://www.focusfeatures.com/viewer.php?f=brick&c=trailer&ext=mov&w=480&h=270

Aughghhhh... one nostril stuffed. The other's clear. I fucking hate that. Leakage. Kinda sick. I haven't been sleeping well AT ALL. Ballocks. Just another rut I gotta get out of ( Read more... )

It took me all of twenty minutes, but I hunted down that damn UWE BOLL article I thought I lost last year!!!

Jeff, and anyone who likes to make fun of terrible, clueless directors, READ THIS NOW. It's wonderful. You will be continually aghast at the simple fact that this man ACTUALLY GETS WORK and REAL ACTORS to take part in his sad little ( Read more... )

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlright ( Read more... )

Clerks II teaserApparently, (and hopefully) it's not called The Passion of the Clerks anymore ( Read more... )

~Happy 21st, Jeff and Quentin ( Read more... )

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Long time since I've updated.

( Here's a glimpse of what I've been up to... )

100% pure, concentrated motherfucking bad-ass.


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