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It would be a bit unfair to name late-90s emo music (cf., in particular, Saves the Day and the Get Up Kids) as the sole cause of my relationship with Alison. The degree to which listening to said music to this day ('thanks', ITunes shuffle) kind of really makes me want to be in a Relationship with Serious Feelings/make out on a blanket under the ( Read more... )

I need a boyfriend :(

-sam

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Consider this a 'before' pic:

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because it means I'll be given one fucking day without him just fucking smacking his perfection in my fucking face (for those not in the know, this amount of profanity means I'm upset ( Read more... )

I:

• have been working 20hrs/week at M.E. Swing's Coffeehouse on 17th & G St., NW. It's pretty decent, I make $8/hr + ~8/shift in tips. (On some level, I feel like my attitude towards employment is like Groundskeeper Willie's "Wouldn't That Be Adequate" song in the My Fair Lady parody episode of the Simpsons. I've had so many barely-humane jobs that ( Read more... )

The George Washington University's chief problem is that it plays down its strengths while trying to overcompensate for its weaknesses. The Buisiness, Medicine, Law, and International Affairs schools are great. The rest of the school, however, is either neglected or micromanaged to the point of incapacitation. The school seems to care far more ( Read more... )

He was (is? technically) named after a poet. It was pretty intense, but (of course) non-definitive.

-sam

I really want Gaykouts. Seriously. Like, to the point where, if (and the magnitude of said 'if' cannot be understated) some chick clearly wanted to sleep with me, I very well might turn her down. Ridiculous maybe, but then, I'm pretty ridiculous. So ( Read more... )