i would just like to say happy birthday to pamela annDERSON birchard. i <333 my little swan, and because of frances i couldn't go to her a party but...we'll have our own party.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

my boss keeps saying that everyone at work is going to hell. we're gonna get our own section, and its gonna be "KITCHOS CREW" light up in flames and we're all gonna be chillin under there.

RAIN RAIN
GO AWAY

i'm pretty happy its a 4 day weekend. its pretty awesome.

its not awesome that creepy guys say "hey baby" while i'm trying to walk to my house.

i feel so terrible for my dad, he had to get his mouth wired shut and he's in so much pain, he can't talk or eat or do much of anything.

it really sucks to see him like this...

WHY DOES JESSICA SIMPSON LOOK LIKE SHE'S HAVING A SIEZURE WHILE SHE'S SINGING?

HAND MOVEMENTS + CRAZY FACES MUCH?

"are you tired today buttercup?"

"no"

"do you wanna be?"

i went to the mall today with allison. i bought taking lives. then i went to work now i'm home, first time since 6:30 this morning ... minus the 5 minutes between the mall and work.

( ohman its a good story )