Dont Dare To Fcuk Bcos Ur PeNlS Is Too Small?

thats the kind of crap I get in my inbox.. fun fun

I've had an amazing weekend:

Friday I seen Jewel in concert. I feel in love with her first cd and ever since I've wanted to see her live, and I was really close!! When she came out and started singing I was tearing up because I was so amazed I was there. Its almost like I didn't deserve it and I was overwhelmingly thankful. Its all thanks to Adam, ( Read more... )

Why is it so fucking hard for two people to get their shit together, and why do so many people want to spend their lives with ONE person? The problem is we can't find a balance. Being with one person all the time is just stupid because you annoy the crap out of each other making you want to get away from them, but spending time apart, well, puts ( Read more... )

What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?: cold
..rain?: wet
..tornado?: drill
..summer love?: grease
..Jon?: sahr
..Mike?: miracle
..Shea?: sunae
..banana?: chakita
..dizzy?: pills
..Laura?: my old best friend :(
..Juan?: haha
..car?: mine
..white?: snow
..peppermint?: stick
..New Found Glory?: "a dick"
..placebo?: johnson
..orange juice?: ( Read more... )

Me and Adam went to Kings Island yesterday, it was pretty fun, minus all the fighting. We road all the rides, the son of the beast killed us, gave us a tremendous head ache for the rest of the day. We got to rest and watch all the wonderful fireworks. After those we rode the drop zone one more time, and for some reason its scary at night. At ( Read more... )

ABOUT YOU

||Birth Name|| Julie Marie Kelton
||Nickname|| Julz
||Age you act|| I’ve been told 5 and 35…

||Height|| 5’6”
||Where do you live?|| C-town
||Birthplace|| St. Louis, Missouri
||Hidden Talents|| If I told you they wouldn’t be hidden ;)

HAVE YOU EVER

||Pictured your crush naked?|| What kind of a dumb question is that??
||Actually seen your crush ( Read more... )

I KNOW: almost nothing ( Read more... )

My moms a b*tch. She gave away my cat behind my back. "You don't take care of it, Your never home," I took good care of that cat, I was never home because I hate my house. But letting it out on the patio for it to run away and get hit by a car is taking better care of it than I ever could? Fuck her ( Read more... )

life as I know it is over.

I just sat down in the library and this guy next to me is online looking at pictures of girls and rubbing himself. I look over at him and say, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" and he says, "It's none of your business, I'm not doin' nothing to you," and I say, "I'm sitting next to you, this is a public place.. do you want me to go get someone or are ( Read more... )