Comments | sydbristow: The criminal hideout that is my life.

sydbristow

The criminal hideout that is my life.

Feb 18, 2003 10:25

Long time no post, apparently ... it's exceedingly easy to lose track of time in this town. What feels like a week is often less than a day, and vice versa. Must remember to finally corner the expatriate and get this explained. In the meantime, have just dismissed the three field agents who just beat down the door of my hotel in mad mid-search ( Read more... )

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cole_turner February 18 2003, 08:22:47 UTC

Is demon...Cole Turner

Didn't hear you complaining before.

sydbristow February 18 2003, 08:28:58 UTC

By the time I realized what was going on, I could only complain like "YES! RIGHT THERE! Mmmm, FLAMING BALLS OF @&*^&%!" Mixed messages, really.

oliverpike February 18 2003, 09:13:41 UTC

*frowns*

sydbristow February 18 2003, 10:46:10 UTC

He conned me into thinking he was going to buy my appliances. I was used! That's how it really happened.

Besides, he's getting married anyways. Couldn't care less.

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soulvamp February 18 2003, 08:36:59 UTC

Excuse me?! Since when is the slayer a DEMON?!?!

sydbristow February 18 2003, 10:45:08 UTC

You mean, your Initiative chip did not fail to engage during combat with her? I've been briefed on all this, Mr. the Bloody. You punched her + she bled = demon.

soulvamp February 18 2003, 10:47:11 UTC

*considers* Erm... there's a thousand and one possible explanations for that, not all of which mean Summers is not entirely human.

Though... come to think of it...

sydbristow February 18 2003, 10:49:31 UTC

Could she have been infected with some kind of a chip-negating pox by the Maynard-G-Krebs boy? He appears entirely too mellow to not be hiding something.

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stoic_wolf February 18 2003, 16:08:59 UTC

Is demon

Not a demon. Just got a disease. Not from some hell dimension.

ex_princesse737 February 19 2003, 00:52:15 UTC

You cataloged all of Sunnydale and L.A., eh? I suppose I'm in that other 20% you mentioned. Or did I just slip through the cracks...?

Oh, wait. That was Cole.

I'm feeling very discriminated against. Perhaps I should arrange it so that every single address in the CIA database refers to a local 7-11. That'd make keeping track of those pesky bad guys a little harder, eh? Or maybe just e-mail all the sweet little nothings flying between you and Cole to that Vaughn fella -- that might go over well...

I'm just not feeling the love...

sydbristow February 21 2003, 13:46:50 UTC

NO! There's no need to ... implicate Vaughn in the particulars of my assignment here. He's an innocent and he should stay that way.

Probably shagging that blond twit in front of a roaring UV heat lamp in the perpetual darkness, that fuckwit.

Sure. Fine. Leap into Category III, for all I care. And if you get off on my humiliation, you're sure to love what's coming next.

ex_princesse737 February 21 2003, 16:53:19 UTC

And if you get off on my humiliation, you're sure to love what's coming next.

Will you be dressing up in black leather and a pair of kitchen knives to dance with an ambiguously gay blind chap wearing red leather and brandishing a walking stick from Hell...?

It's only a guess... :-)