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Weird.
I had a dream that Buffy had a robot counterpart who was bouncing up and down and telling people to say all kindsa shit to each other that had no basis in reality. I also dreamed this Robo Buffy was, like, seriously insane and in need of psych help, because she wasn't really Buffy at all, or even a robot, but just thought she was ( Read more... ) -
Dude, WTF happened to my eyebrows?!
OK. Gift horse, I'm looking you square in the mouth, buddy. Yeah, yeah, I'm back in my actual body, and I'm not slowly turning into a demon anymore, but, like, Buff, c'mon. You spend ONE DAY as me, and you manage to get my eyebrows burned off ( Read more... ) -
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Okaaaay, ha ha, very funny, joke's over. Where's Dawn? Why did I wake up in an apartment that is clearly not the same one I went to sleep in? I swear I came back to the right one after I went to the club earlier, didn't I?Crap. Crap. Crap. What if somebody slipped something in my drink? That happens, right? Innocent girl abroad, some skeezy Italian ( Read more... ) -
Something's weird about that chick, yo.
Wow, I haven't updated in forever! Sheesh. Really, nothing much's been going on lately, until just the other day, when we got this new gal at work. I guess she's doing community service or whatever (and I kinda don't wanna know for WHAT, really, 'cause that might get me all messed up with my sobriety . . . got a feeling she's in denial about her ( Read more... ) -
First VD as a married man.
On my lunch hour yesterday I went a little nuts with the hearts-and-flowers crap. But jeez, it's been years since I've even had a GIRLFRIEND on "Happy Hallmark Day"! Kind of a big deal for me this year. *heh*
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Wow, that was sad.
Went with the wife yesterday to a funeral for a girl she went to high school with. I'd never met her, but she seemed to be well-liked: huge freakin turnout. Caught sight of Xander, but didn't get a chance to say hi, plus he seemed pretty bummed, so I didn't wanna intrude or anything. Amy pointed out Buff's ex to me, but beyond that there were I ( Read more... ) -
The question I wanna know here is "WHY?!"
Lemme see if I got this straight, 'cause I'm just now figuring out what the hell's been going on lately.
My wife put a spell on my boss and my ex-girlfriend's dad to make them fall in love with each other.
Uhhhhh . . . yeah. Hoo-kay then.