Just for princessaimee:

( I found your wedding present )

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Some worker guy just fell off the roof right in front of my window. On the way down, he was panicking or something and let go of his hammer... It gets flung out of his hand, through my window, and misses my head by 2 feet! He landed on his back on solid bricks, and an ambulance just took him off.

Who says there's no excitement in programming?

Jersey Girl was good, but it is not a Kevin Smith movie. He may have made it, but set your expectations right when you go in. It's more of a date movie or something.

High points:
* The little girl in it was awesome -- she stole every scene she was in.
* George Carlin actually acted* J-Lo died in the first 5 minutes ( Read more... )

The world is bright and shiny today and my car is completely covered in pollen.

I am also determined to get lonita's new number so I can harass her with text messages. Right after I drink my coffee. (P.S. entertain me at work!)

update! (from IRC) >>
* Lonita relents on dave and lets him see her mobile number.

Saw "Ladykillers" tonight with Leslie (the model). The night ended like this:

Her: That was great! What did you think of it?
Me: It was ok, but the ending would have been better if they all died screaming in a pool of acid...
Her: What?! You shouldn't joke about things like that!
Me: Uh..yeah. So, I don't think we should hang out anymore....

Tonight I learned that 4th gear redlines at 125

all I could think was, "hey, I've got 2 more gears..."

Yesterday it was hammering ALL DAY on the roof directly above my office ( Read more... )

I don't think it's possible for it to be more beautiful outside than it is right now. On the cartesian plane of beauty, today's weather is an asymptotic line that you expect to forever approach but never reach. Pure blue sky, not a cloud to be seen, sunny and 70 degrees. This is the Florida from the movies, and I'm inside looking out ( Read more... )

My stomach hates me right now. We went to Tops Burger for lunch, and the first sign of trouble was grease soaking through 2 layers of wrapping and the paper bag to leave it spotted and damp upon returning to the office. Second sign of trouble was that I ordered a bacon-cheeseburger with only mayo, and what I got was a cheeseburger with no bacon, ( Read more... )