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[symbiotastic]

[He's all Venom right now, picking at his sharp, pointy teeth with a toothpick.]

Hey. Barge. Quick question for you.

[Grin. He flicks the toothpick away.]

Anyone missing a cat?

[OH HO HO HO WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE MISSING A CAT, EDDIE? He lets out a giddy little cackle and switches the video off.]

[OOC: NO, EDDIE DIDN'T EAT A CAT. NO ANIMALS

Comments

Worried cat owner here!

[thegooddrjones]

You didn't.

[symbiotastic]

I miiiiight have.

[HMMMM, thinking face.]

Ever notice how tiny their bones are?

[thegooddrjones]

I doubt if you'd actually done it you'd be announcing it over the network.

[Hopefully.]

[symbiotastic]

Awwww, Doc... You don't know me very well.

[takingacut]

Oh that's just sick.

[symbiotastic]

Sick? I dunno. I'll get back to you in about, hmmmmmm, twelve hours.

[takingacut]

What the hell is wrong with you? Really, I'd like to know.

[symbiotastic]

Hey, I'm just a victim of [PARKERRRRRR!!!] society.

[neuroticalson]

Hope you boiled it first.

[Because personal hygiene is the biggest concern here.]

[symbiotastic]

Would you believe the kitchen guys wouldn't let me in? Talk about a lack of commitment to health and safety...

[neuroticalson]

Damn. That calls for a protest or something.

And not a shitty non-violent protest. I mean the good kind.

[symbiotastic]

You mean a riot? [SNICKER.] I keep saying this prison's got a disappointing lack of 'em.

[feels_no_love]

[Dracula is probably on the deck or nearby, from the backdrop of stars. His expression is pure lineface as he mulls the threats he's gotten contrasted with the mischief others actually make.]

Random acts of youthful malice against the local feline population? How...banal.

[symbiotastic]

[And you can find him in his favorite spot: lounging on a wall surrounding the warden-only area JUST TO SHOW OFF HIS SPIDEY POWERS.]

Malice? Ohh no, no, [Hand to his heart, SO INNOCENT.] I'm not coming from a place of malice.

[feels_no_love]

[Dry laughter] You did this just to see how many people you could upset, did you not? Otherwise you would have named the owner. If not malice, then you likely just wanted attention.

....

[Dracula trails off, looking strangely thoughtful.]

It hardly seems worth it.

[symbiotastic]

[SNORT.] Like I keep track of who keeps which fluffy little animal.

[He arches his brow.] Oh yeah? Why not? I'm having fun.

[whynotamus]

Oh, dear me, I hope nothing untoward happened to this poor cat.

[symbiotastic]

Oh, me too.

[whynotamus]

{After a glance to his own pair of felines,} Did you see a cat wandering around, then?

[symbiotastic]

I did. It's not here anymore.